Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
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