the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
This is the high leading the old right now
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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