how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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