this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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