It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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