Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize