So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Randomize
