She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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