Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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