no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I have feelings that need drinking.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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