I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
