i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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