He felt like a one man threesome
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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