try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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