is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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