Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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