I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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