Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
fuck your aforementioned shoe
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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