Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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