its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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