We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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