I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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