i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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