I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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