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omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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