question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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