That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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