It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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