somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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