Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
this is an emotional support booty call
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Randomize
