yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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