Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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