tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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