dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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