Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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