If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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