If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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