yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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