My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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