I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I love you.
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