How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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