Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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