ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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