So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Randomize
