didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
