shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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