do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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