i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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