Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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