How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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