How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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