I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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